Calling all Cooks…Make your plan…get Organized…Virgo Style.
Here we goooooooooo!
I wish you the roastiest turkey, the tastiest dressing, the fanciest pumpkin pie (which mine always tastes amazing, but girlfriend is still working on her presentation) and the happiest day. I wish you all a blessed Thanksgiving.
Breathe through the prep and think of all the smiles from your grateful household.
While watching the Macy’s Day Parade iron your tablecloth. I mean…you can always be doing something, right? Also, feel free to cry when Santa rolls up in his sleigh. Why? Because it’s Santa. I repeat Santa! Zee ol’ Kris Kingle. Respect.
Then throw down some football, toss back a couple of beers, open a few bottles of wine, be confused as hell if you’re not a football fan and if you are a football fan…well, you’ll probably show your ass…so do what you do best baby!
Inhale all the great Thanksgiving smells, light a candle, say a prayer…feast like the King or Queen you are…truly…get down with your badass foodie self.
Nap? Walk? Laugh!!!
Step 6: (Important)
Don’t forget to…Kiss the Cook!….SMOOOOCH!